- In jealousy there is more self-love, than love. (ссылка)
- This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat! (ссылка)
- No Flay From Fate (От судьбы не улетиш)! (ссылка)
- Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game! (ссылка)
- Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter. (ссылка)
- I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed. (ссылка)
- 370HSSV 0773H .... Can you crack this code? No? ... OK, Turn your phone upside down! (ссылка)
- Men get and forget Women give and forgive. (ссылка)
- I’m crazy, I’m fool, But my penis beautiful! (ссылка)
- Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo. (ссылка)